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Position Demotivational Poster


ADVERSITY -


TAGS: pitfalls snags opposition adversity poster
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 30, 2015, 6:00 pm

Thanks!
mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:12 pm
Nice and dark, excellent! 5 goth lions!
Reality Lord - April 30, 2015, 2:53 pm

AB5OLUTELY AWE5OME
JesusWept - April 30, 2015, 1:06 pm
Very nice! L L L L L


EVER FIND THAT PERFECT SLEEPING POSITION? - Me Neither


TAGS: dog flexible sleeping unusual position
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by smcculley

caveman - December 13, 2011, 6:23 am
Dude i will say one thing..................... Nice.


SEE - SAW -


TAGS: jigsaw pic composition by flint
Rating: 4.28/5

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ICEMAN - November 3, 2010, 8:01 pm
I see. 5 Saws.


ZOO JANITOR - Hazardous position.


TAGS: zoo animals job position clean
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:31 pm
well done, I like your comment better than my text
Owlzrule - January 25, 2012, 9:30 pm
That is a smelly position


PROSTATE EXAM - If you hear a zipper, run like hell.


TAGS: assume the position
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Preacher Man

Sho - August 16, 2010, 12:24 am
LMFAO


Yakity Yak -




WTF! -




HAPPY ENDING -


TAGS: assume position
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:06 pm
The poster would not have worked otherwise. Which makes it slightly homophobic, perhaps.
kayde - April 21, 2011, 11:58 am
I like the fact that the person giving the massage is also a man. Or an extremely manly armed woman. Happy endings for all!
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:37 am
it still cost's the same, just make sure no one knows you're there


DEFINITION: A BOOT - Canadian preposition. For example: "It's A BOOT time for a Molson, eh?"


TAGS: canada a boot preposition molson ale beer
Rating: 2.94/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 5:44 am
Shut the f*** up...Oh, Wait.....you're gone and no one cares....Yay!


USEFUL SIGNS - If You're At The Front Door: The Back Door Is Around The Front!




LIFE -


TAGS: life upside down ducks cubbybears favorite position lol
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by ronsart

GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 10:22 pm
Shoopdahwoop, I hate you
Shoopdahwoop - May 19, 2010, 10:20 pm
Hate me for being a grammar Nazi, but it should be once IN a while.


THE ONE SIGHT -


TAGS: nuclear bomb atom bomb clouds fetal position kiss your ass goodbye
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 7:29 pm
Okay, lol. Not the hills you can clearly see, the ones behind the clouds, the ones you can barely see is Mt. Hamilton. :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 7:27 pm
These were just large cloud clusters, not smoke. The hills in the distance I believe is Mt. Hamilton. It startled me because I'm not used to seeing clouds in August. So logically I thought it was time to resume the fetal position and kiss my a$$ goodbye.
GaryO - August 21, 2013, 3:49 pm
I may have. My daughter was born Dec 1980. Been hell ever since
GaryO - August 21, 2013, 3:48 pm
There seems to be some missing elements in this dialogue, like a couple of the four Ws. Were you looking at Mt St Helens? From Northern Cal or Nevada perhaps? 1980? Or just a forest fire...
EmilioDumphque - August 21, 2013, 1:21 pm
...and did you?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 12:02 pm
I actually took the picture. This was what I saw from my front yard (coming from the east of California) as I was washing my car windows.
GaryO - August 21, 2013, 9:18 am
Reminds me of Mt St Helens, back in ’80. Where’d you get the pic, cynic?
maoworks2 - August 21, 2013, 8:31 am
You Got That Right !


He Said. . .She Said -


TAGS: relationships partners positions tasks choices
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 12:22 am
Yep...a real keeper steve! Do you at least pull her finger or does she have to do that too?
steve1961 - June 24, 2013, 4:27 pm
I'm a good partner...I let her fart while she does the dishes...I'm quite a catch.


SEMI-AUTOMATICS -


TAGS: position being overrun by sea turtles sir
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - November 17, 2009, 7:28 pm
This is great.
CANADA - September 17, 2009, 2:28 pm
actualy both those weapons are sold in both formats. dont tear into someone unless you know for sure
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:39 am
Blah... take a hand off the keyboard, unload your clip, and calm down. Welcome to motifake. It's not factfake, and it's not motipedia. Slow your roll.
Blah - September 17, 2009, 3:36 am
Are you f***ing Idiots both of those weapons they are holding are Fully Automatics not semi-automatic.
Haarakkon - August 23, 2009, 12:07 am
Semi-automatics are also inherently less accurate than bolt action rifles are, historically. The military has made great strides in the last 30 years on that front, though.
Haarakkon - August 22, 2009, 11:33 pm
Provided there's a bullet to reload, and that the round chambers correctly. My point was, if you need a semi-automatic to hunt, your marksmanship is highly suspect. Thanks for playing, though, and try again later.
G - August 22, 2009, 11:23 pm
Semi-Auto is one sh** every time the trigger is pulled, why does no one KNOW this
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:23 pm
Brilliant!


Possibilities -


TAGS: lighthouse prominence warning position
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - March 15, 2014, 10:05 pm
Too real, dawg, too damm real
MissPriss - March 15, 2014, 9:45 pm
Phew, 5L good to know. Now there won't be as many to beat off with a stick...tiring work ya know.


Compromised -




Smells Like Teen Spirit -




Legacy -


TAGS: final position
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - August 3, 2014, 9:40 am
Oh……well….that could be good or bad….you really should upgrade from that CRT. And go outside. Strive for a life. I know you are really fishing for a comment on yer new avatar. Heh heh, not gonna bite, you beautiful (but intellectually itchy) phukk.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 5:37 am
I meant, I can almost count the number of pixels in the picture... Like about 3.5 pixels at most.
Greybeard - August 2, 2014, 11:01 pm
I hate USB sticks for that exact reason. 5LMAO & fav'd.
GaryO - August 2, 2014, 9:38 pm
What, Rickets, are you referring to, the lack of clarity of this pic, or my understanding of the little thingy created waaaay back in ought seven by the joint ph**ographic experts group? Hmmmm?
Greeny - August 2, 2014, 6:03 pm
peanut b***er on the bottom of the coffin would help
Rick69 - August 2, 2014, 5:17 pm
Do you even jaypeg, Gareth? Aside from that, let's not forget that it takes AT LEAST 3 time to insert it correctly. And that's only when you're staring it down, daring the laws of physics to fcuk with you one more time.
EmilioDumphque - August 2, 2014, 4:06 pm
Good one!
Reality Lord - August 2, 2014, 7:59 am

fitting.....LOL5


LONG SHOTS -


TAGS: lets talk business propositions
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - March 19, 2014, 3:54 pm
5 tortoises! See wot I did, fellow passive aggressives? Of course you did.
Sean - July 7, 2010, 1:14 pm
Emcellent.
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 12:01 pm
Amsome!


Oldest Profession -


TAGS: careers women positions top ceo
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 2, 2013, 2:01 am
Wow! I didn't know that...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 1, 2013, 12:16 pm
Very few know that this position causes ED in 89% of men.


TYRA QUITS TALK SHOW! - Are they "CELEBRATING" or "PROTESTING"?


TAGS: iranaian opposition protest
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

Cloudchaser - December 30, 2009, 10:37 am
Do you really need to ask?


YOU SEE ME ROLLIN' -




THATONECHICK -




PLACEBOS -


TAGS: adopt the position
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:44 am
I'm glad to see this at 2.75 - it proves that you got a good one in under the comprehension radar. Well done!


AXIS OF EVIL - Divided by mythology, united by bigotry.


TAGS: proposition 8 prop 8 axis of evil religion
Rating: 1.97/5

More motifakes by John Doe

spencer - August 14, 2009, 12:09 pm
yes because no one has killed for anything else but religion or done anything else wrong for that matter. Enjoy your stay in hell.
Morp - May 25, 2009, 2:21 pm
You go suck that ****, I'm going for a beer.


Spooning -


TAGS: spoons spooning fork position bed
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 15, 2015, 11:01 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary. Guess being gone is proof that quality is better than quantity? Thanks, glad you liked it.
MissPriss - June 15, 2015, 10:58 pm
Someone has to keep Starbucks in business, 1 spewed coffee at a time. Thanks for the 5er mizz.
MissPriss - June 15, 2015, 10:56 pm
What come? Mentally I've always been here...teehee. Thanks for the L's Jesus.
GaryO - June 15, 2015, 1:47 am
This shyt was missed. Welcome back, Prissy
mizzdizz - June 14, 2015, 11:36 pm
...choke..cough..sputter... need towel----DAMMIT Prissy! You made me waste another perfectly good cup of coffee laughin' at yur stuff!!!ROTFL!!!! 5L!!!!!!!
JesusWept - June 14, 2015, 11:14 pm
What a comeback! L L L L L


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